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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vergiliusnarcissus
ommanyte

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

vergiliusnarcissus

is this trve baganism

Source: ommanyte
friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

i dont care what you think of the morality of bombing hiroshima & nagasaki, stop perpetuating this utter bullshit just because it gives you an easy out.

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

>imperial japan: heavily promotes a “death before dishonor” & “never surrender” culture among its soldiers & civilians to the point where suicide attacks are glorified & astoundingly common compared to every other faction in the war

>imperial japan: mobilizes 28 million civilians armed mostly with melee weapons & improvised explosives (because they dont have enough guns for even their trained soldiers) to defend the mainland from the upcoming american ground invasion. gives high school girls metal spikes & tell them to “aim for the abdomen”

>imperial japan: has a coup attempt on the emperor by military leaders to prevent the surrender after two cities get nuked, despite not knowing if the usa can drop hundreds more nukes on them & despite this being as insane to their ideology as a group of catholic cardinals trying to overthrow a theoretical pope/jesus hybrid

>some internet neckbeard fedora tipper in 2018 regurgitating something he heard third hand from noam chomsky: “ackchyually japan was five minutes away from surrendering without a fight & giving up all its conquered territory in mainland asia before the big mean americans nuked them for no other reason than to scare stalin.”